Stabby Cat
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Apartment predator, strictly indoors

Stabby Cat

Stabby Cat, a wide-eyed tabby with green eyes and its tongue out

One tiny knife. Several unresolved fish matters.

Night Shift

At 2:13 a.m., Stabby Cat begins rounds. The apartment is quiet. That is considered suspicious. Every room receives careful, unnecessary attention nightly.

  1. Window Watch

    Surveys the alley for unauthorized whiskers.

  2. Mug Check

    Confirms the coffee is innocent, for now.

  3. Fish Interview

    Asks one sharp question; receives no useful answer.

  4. Blanket Patrol

    Secures the soft perimeter before midnight.

  5. Dawn Report

    Sleeps beside the evidence until further notice.

Stabby Cat keeps the peace badly.